Security Receptionist:
Hello?
My cousin Staci and her friend Kayla were over and we got bored. So we did what all teenagers do. We prank called people:) Including Tony Mintert. OFFICIAL WEBSITE. Watch the full episode online. Lou interviews a potential house sitter, and Elmer loses his pacemaker at a bus station. 'Special ED' Calls somebody saying ' I GOT MAIL' Hilarious subscribe, rate and comment thanks for watching. (PRWEB) March 15, 2004 –Crank Yankers” is a new show on the Comedy Central cable network that features outrageous crank calls from real comedians to real people, portrayed through puppets — imagine Sesame Street” all grown up and demented! “I want to go to Hawaii, yeah!” I think we can all relate to that one,” said Broadbent. Crank Yankers is an American television show produced by Adam Carolla, Jimmy Kimmel and Daniel Kellison that featured actual crank calls made by show regulars and celebrity guests and re-enacted onscreen by puppets for a visual aid to show the viewer what is happening in the call.
Bircham:
Hello? This the security guard place?
Security Receptionist:
Yes this is.
Bircham:
Oh, great. My name's Birchum, I'm new to the area, and I'm lookin' for a job.
Security Receptionist:
Okay, right now we're not hiring because we don't have any openings.
Bircham:
Not hiring, huh?
Security Receptionist:
No.
Bircham:
Not hiring guys who did two tours in 'Nam and are third degree blackbelts in Tae kwan do?
Security Receptionist:
Not at the moment.
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who can take an AK-47 blindfolded, break it down, oil it, and reassemble it in less than 4 minutes, you're not hiring any of them?
Security Receptionist:
We don't...
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who can kill a man using only his thumb on his LEFT hand?
Security Receptionist:
No, we don't have any openings at the moment.
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who modified his AK-47 to go full automatic and added a forty round banana clip to it? You're not hiring that guy?
Crank Yankers I Got Mail
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who customized his van so it looked like the A-team van? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE THAT GUY?
I Wanna Go To Hawaii Crank Yankers
Bircham:
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE A GUY WHO LAID HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR THIS COUNTRY SO THAT YOU CAN GO HOME TO YOUR LESBIAN PARTNER AND LIVE IN A JUDGMENT-FREE SOCIETY? I THINK YOU ARE HIRING THAT GUY!